Hello! Another week, another semester! Spring classes started on Tuesday. I really don’t like that the “spring” semester starts in winter and the “fall” semester starts in summer. I understand what they mean…but it’s confusing and silly.
Last summer I took my last English class. Well, last required English class, anyways. I may take one or two more, because it’s an easy A and I enjoy it. Lord knows my GPA could use it! I’m no good at school. ANYWAYS, for the first week of said English class, I had a man in the class who likes to start conversations with “I was in the army for five years”. Um, my husband was in the army for five years, so 1. I don’t care, 2. I’m not impressed, and 3. I wish you’d shut the hell up. But he says it more like this: I WAS IN THE ARMY FOR FIVE YEARS! Because he doesn’t know how to speak, only how to yell. This week, I walked into my new math class, and before I ever got there I could HEAR HIM. There he was, in my classroom, yelling to a friend who was sitting right freaking next to him. I immediately huffed and rolled my eyes. I’m not very subtle. He annoys me in a very special way. Oh, and his name? CLIFF. REALLY? Yeah, Cliff. I can’t even say it without adding a little bit of stank, because I can’t STAND HIM. So, my professor made us go around the room and introduce ourselves, because apparently I am still in kindergarten. In her defense, it IS a remedial math class. It’s been like five years since I was in math, so I don’t use many letters with my numbers anymore. We are all introducing ourselves, and it gets to him. Thank goodness he sat behind me so that he couldn’t see me roll my eyes when he started talking. “I’M CLIFF, AND I WAS IN THE ARMY FOR 5 YEARS. I WANT TO BE A TEACHER, MATH ACTUALLY!!” (um, this is where I remind you that we are in a remedial math class) “AND A COACH!!” A coach? YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY, CLIFF. The professor responded with (she’s from Belarus, by the way, so she has a very thick accent) “How could you NOT be a coach with a voice like that?” RIGHT? Jeez, go COACH SOMETHING AND SHUT UP, CLIFF. Oh, I forgot to mention the part where before class, there was a group of nerds standing outside of another classroom (no disrespect to nerds in general, I personally love Star Trek and swear that The X-Files LITERALLY changed my life), and she was one of those people who like makes a spectacle of her nerdiness, which is just annoying. She threw her fist in the air and yelled “come on, nerds! It’s time to get to class! Birds of a feather flock together!” and I really thought about just going over and hitting her in the face. School starting has reminded me how much I HATE PEOPLE.
On a much more adorable note, my puppy has found love. The neighbors behind us have a dog, and there is a board on the fence missing, so they get really excited to see each other. Today she’s playing hard to get. She cried until I opened the curtain so she could see the golden retriever in the yard behind us, but she wouldn’t go say hi. She just wanted to see him.
Last but DEFINITELY not least, Fiance and I were in the living room and we heard and loud thud at the window. It was late and dark out, we really hoped it wasn’t Nathan, our New Years Intruder, trying to get back in! She hollered for my Husband, who grabbed the gun and poked his head out the window. “There’s nothing out here. Well, there’s a bunny. Want me to shoot it?” Yeah, he’s kind of an ass sometimes. I love him. So like ten minutes later we heard it again. This time I decided to look around the yard for myself, but I did ask him to back me up. We checked the whole yard, the window, the rain gutters, looked up on the roof, and found nothing. Right about that time, Brother decided he should check his mini fridge that sits next to the window in the living room. Apparently it got too cold, and what we were hearing was EXPLOSIONS. Cans were exploding in the fridge. Haha, oops.
That was my week. People are the WORST. I’ll talk to you next week, behave until then, and enjoy this photo of my dog running!
Don’t forget to check out my moms blog:
http://ryterrong.wordpress.com/2014/01/24/the-curse-of-nathan/
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